Question: Groin-Grabbingly Awesom-est Poll: If you caught me staring at your tatas, would you…..?
A) be offended and have your husband/boyfriend beat me up.

B) pretend to be offended but secretly have the hots for me which will motivate you to head to the grocery store and buy a pack of cucumbers.

C) start wearing bras.

D) offer me a cup of coffee which is code for…” I want you to bang me hard in the back of your 1975 Chevy Monte Carlo”

*Note: Keep in mind that if you decide to sleep with me I will probably never call you again and if somehow we do bump into eachother I will most likely ignore you.

Thank You

Answer:

Answer by Alotta Fagina™
slap you with my left boob multiple times until you passed out